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Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”
“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”
by GagsMan December 30, 2018
mugGet the Shit the cuntmug.

cunt stringed

the meaning of cunt stringed is male being over ruled in the relasionship by the more dominant female because of sex he knows that he wont get the pleasure he desires if he takes the piss out of her so she becomes more and more powerfull as he will not dare do anything wrong to her
cassie- how are you and scott lately
keira- good good you know he didnt go with the lads to corfu
cassie- never why
keira- basically i told him that he wont be getting any if he leaves me for two week
cassie- awww thats well mean
keira- well if i couldnt get away with it i wont do it
its not my fault the boys cunt stringed
by rowanda February 9, 2008
mugGet the cunt stringedmug.

cunt wheel

A funny but still mean insult to give to someone that you dislike without being flat out rude by adding a slightly funny twist to it.
by Gaylordjohnson79 January 31, 2023
mugGet the cunt wheelmug.

Cunt

THAT GIRL IS A CUNT SHE CANT UNDERSTAND NORMAL.THINKING
by Babybluez September 19, 2020
mugGet the Cuntmug.

Cunting

The act of going out on the town in search of pussy. Similar to hunting, but instead of going into the woods, one goes to the clubs/bars and instead of using a gun, one uses their cock.
Brah, get dressed tonight we're going Cunting! I'm still in search of my first Asian.
by Robdawg_69 December 8, 2017
mugGet the Cuntingmug.

cunt maggots

Two dudes, who's bad attitudes ruin everybody's trip at the Japatul Masculine part.

Thanks, you cunt maggots.
Ryan and Jason are cunt maggots.
by whhhhhiskey August 10, 2016
mugGet the cunt maggotsmug.

Cunt cuddle

It’s went you smush you’re face into a woman’s vagina for a prolonged enjoyable time whilst humming “coming around the mountain
Because the thunderstorm blew out the power, I had the most relaxing cunt cuddle with my wife
by Cunt-Cuddler August 28, 2020
mugGet the Cunt cuddlemug.

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