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CUNT

Verb.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"

When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.

When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.
Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."

Scenario 2

When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.

Cat Owner: "cunt."

Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."

Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."

"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"
by Rhyvver July 14, 2023
mugGet the CUNTmug.

cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.
"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."
by DasTesseract October 14, 2016
mugGet the cunt pocketmug.

cunt

(1) Your enemy;
(2) Your friend.
e.g (1) (spoken of a friend): "Yeah, I know that cunt. Top bloke."
e.g (2) (spoken of an enemy): "Yeah, I know that cunt..."
by MrReallyReal February 13, 2018
mugGet the cuntmug.

Cunt

oh thats that cunt that shows peoples nudes
by brycehuntington102 December 21, 2013
mugGet the Cuntmug.

stupid idiot cunt fuck

Top tier in the hierarchy of insults, 'stupid idiot cunt fuck' may be used as an exclamation and adjective towards persons who should have been swallowed as spermatozoa.
"You stupid idiot cunt fuck!" exclaimed Glenn.
by gilksy June 1, 2024
mugGet the stupid idiot cunt fuckmug.

Cunt-Arse

An Australia interpretation of the phrase "Cunt-Ass".
The location on an Australian female's body, between the cunt and the ass.
Also used as an insult, usually describing cowardness amongst groups.
Australian man: Oi cunt, you like vegemite?
British Chap: No, I'd prefer margarine.
Crowd of Australian men: So you're a cunt-arse.
by toddrwod July 21, 2021
mugGet the Cunt-Arsemug.

Cunt cuddle

It’s went you smush you’re face into a woman’s vagina for a prolonged enjoyable time whilst humming “coming around the mountain
Because the thunderstorm blew out the power, I had the most relaxing cunt cuddle with my wife
by Cunt-Cuddler August 28, 2020
mugGet the Cunt cuddlemug.

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