Cunt strafing

This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.

dude 1: Im so tired

dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am

dude 2: damn bro

dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out

dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT

by cunt strafer January 7, 2019

Cunt

What Australians call their friends

"G'day cunt"

by Da Miss Gracie July 7, 2018

vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024

Cunt rabbit

A person who acts like a cunt and is annoying, just like a rabbit

Ex1- your so annoying you cunt rabbit !!!
Ex2- hahaha

by SosssA August 15, 2019

Cunt Wart

A very annoying girlfriend/spouse whose painful complaining and crying annoys you physically.

Sidney would not quit bitching about me hogging the TV earlier today. She's a complete cunt wart

by The God of Trolls April 5, 2020

CUNT

CUNT

CONCUPICENT - lustful/horney
UTMOST- most extreme
NYMPHOMANIAC - one who is

addicted to sex
TEXTROVERT - one whose social

skills/flirting are

largely through

texting

Your nothing but a CUNT and you'll always be a CUNT

by cuntcookie June 9, 2025

Cunt Splat

The type of human that has something to say about everything. Be it valid or not, the cunt splat will interject a conversation with their sloppy, uneducated opinion, which holds no value to the argument taking place.

I was contemplating removing the obtrusive tree from my yard and an HOA cunt splat said it’s indigenous and not allowed. It was planted in 2006.

by Truthgenie November 24, 2021