CUNT

Verb.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"

When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.

When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.

Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."

Scenario 2

When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.

Cat Owner: "cunt."

Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."

Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."

"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"

by Rhyvver July 14, 2023

cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.

"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

Cunt Dump

A girl who is pregnant or about to give birth.

Dude did you see that girl she is either really fat or has to take a cunt dump!

by Skeleton Toucher March 13, 2022

Cunt Hunting

Cunt Hunting, or Cunt Huntin’: Is when a man, or men, actively seek out a women, or a “cunt”.

‘You boys out cunt hunting’ again?’
‘Hey me and derik are about to embark on a cunt hunt’

by Bobbybrownshore October 22, 2022

Tossing Cunt

when your friend is being a tosser and a bitch at the same time

Hey Punu do you know Josh?
Yeah, he's such a tossing cunt
I know right!

by Out4Milk April 2, 2021

cunts on a string

A slow procession of unskilled motorcyclists riding slowly and getting in everone's way

The mountain road was full of cunts on a string, couldn't get going

by Mole_qwertybollocks July 15, 2024

Cunt

Someone who doesn't put up with people's shit and is strong-headed, smart and most importantly sexy and serving sexy.

You are so cunt

by Serving Cunt September 24, 2023