by The Man With The Rod May 18, 2021

"I think I can bag a few points on the essay"
"How?"
"I'll make it so long they won't read it and just give me a good grade."
"How?"
"I'll make it so long they won't read it and just give me a good grade."
by HausLit August 12, 2024

by SlimeAlias April 27, 2024

Trump's DOGE bag is destroying the federal government.
DOGE bag's rocket blew up shortly after launch.
DOGE bag's rocket blew up shortly after launch.
by EvilEllen666 March 11, 2025

The ultimate roast that will instantly destroy even your toughest enemies. Originally said by Shakespeare in 1584 and made popular by the famous youtuber Pewdiepie in 2018.
Thanos: "your mom gay"
Superman: "no u"
Bill Murray: "you're a bag of balls that nobody wants"
Superman and Thanos: *dies*
Superman: "no u"
Bill Murray: "you're a bag of balls that nobody wants"
Superman and Thanos: *dies*
by Benjamin Jørgensen August 31, 2018
