The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.
Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.
Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.
Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.
by Michael Monteith March 1, 2010

by BBMonkeyMan July 20, 2024

A shameful, but often common characteristic of an amphetamine user, particularly methyl.
When one attributes "bag loyalty" commonly referred to as "loyal to the bag" they will truly devote themselves to the substances of their addiction within the commonly used ziplock bag.
Often when asserting ones loyalty to the bag, as a pass on hierarchy effect the fiend will naturally be loyal to the holder of said bag with hopes of getting closer to the bag, maybe even getting in the "bag zone"
One must remember that the loyalty is tied to the substance, not the holder of the bag, if it were to change hands due to say a "stand over" even though the previous holder of the bag was victim to these injustices if they did not not act quick and replace said bag then there is a very high risk of your bag toting loyalty expiring that very second and shortly thereafter reactivating on the Gronk that just stole your bag.
When one attributes "bag loyalty" commonly referred to as "loyal to the bag" they will truly devote themselves to the substances of their addiction within the commonly used ziplock bag.
Often when asserting ones loyalty to the bag, as a pass on hierarchy effect the fiend will naturally be loyal to the holder of said bag with hopes of getting closer to the bag, maybe even getting in the "bag zone"
One must remember that the loyalty is tied to the substance, not the holder of the bag, if it were to change hands due to say a "stand over" even though the previous holder of the bag was victim to these injustices if they did not not act quick and replace said bag then there is a very high risk of your bag toting loyalty expiring that very second and shortly thereafter reactivating on the Gronk that just stole your bag.
Tacia: Have you got on yet Pete?
Pete: Nah, I can't be bothered riding to West, I'm gonna wait till Eric goes to Greg's and stands over him for his bag.
Tacia: But aren't you friends with Greg? Why dont you give him heads up?
Pete: Dont have to ride as far because Eric will have the bag.
Tacia: Fuck you are gronk, loyal to the bag.
Pete: Fuck up cunt check yourself before you wreck yourself the reason why Azza left you is because of ya bag loyalty.
Pete: Nah, I can't be bothered riding to West, I'm gonna wait till Eric goes to Greg's and stands over him for his bag.
Tacia: But aren't you friends with Greg? Why dont you give him heads up?
Pete: Dont have to ride as far because Eric will have the bag.
Tacia: Fuck you are gronk, loyal to the bag.
Pete: Fuck up cunt check yourself before you wreck yourself the reason why Azza left you is because of ya bag loyalty.
by bigwillyp May 18, 2024

a back pack with an aztec design in which a male of female will carry on their back. person should walk wth general swagger whilst carrying a super cool swag bag. they can be purchased from topman/topshop.
"hey dude,youve got a 'super cool swag bag"
"have you heard about dans super cool swag bag?"
"i would like a super cool swag bag"
"have you heard about dans super cool swag bag?"
"i would like a super cool swag bag"
by tizkellin November 9, 2012

Occasionally a turd who's not the nicest. They're looking for weak people or socially awkward people to be a fricking wad to.
Just ignore them and they'll probably go away. Or you can turn the tables and be a douche back. Just don't mess up or else he'll call over buddies and decide to scuffle with you.
Just ignore them and they'll probably go away. Or you can turn the tables and be a douche back. Just don't mess up or else he'll call over buddies and decide to scuffle with you.
"You're a douche bag!"
by CyanideOverload November 11, 2019

Combination of "Sleaze Bag" and "Douche Bag" that you say when furiously trying to describe someone you loathe and can't decide which term you want to use, so they come out at the same time.
So Becca, how'd your date go?" "Don't fuckin' get me started... he kept trying to get me to "try the long island iced tea" because "they make it really good here". He tipped the bartender to keep putting too much booze in my drinks. Then he offered to pay my cab fare on the condition that I was going back to his apartment. He was such a fucking... sl... d... slouche bag!
by Pretley Sanders August 27, 2010

by Teddman March 31, 2022
