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Namaste Cunt

A person who's spiritual journey towards awakening and/or enlightenment went so far as to expand their spirituality but unfortunately stopped just short of shedding the relevant part of their ego and instead only made it bigger through over identifying with their new inflated sense of self as a 'spiritual being'!.
How many namaste cunts does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, ask Chad, he just did 5-Meo DMT, and now he's a Shaman!'. 'Karen needs to get a job, 10 Ayahuasca ceremonies and she thinks she can manifest whatever she needs but I'm always paying at Jamba Juice wtf - namaste cunt!'. ' I don't want to be a namaste cunt but - i'm really still trying to integrate that past life healing.'
by Hazzah - 111 May 20, 2024
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Cunt

by Prestige November 30, 2016
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Cunting McGoo

A pseudonym used to describe a person's aloof and/or unaware love interest. Especially in the case that the love interests' real name is not known, and the person will literally not shut up about them.
"Jesus, Jon won't shut up about his new Cunting McGoo for some reason, and it's getting annoying."
by Suq_Madiik October 25, 2014
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Cunt

Why the fuck you searching it up you Dan we’ll know what it means
by Big pp boyyy October 2, 2019
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Cunt monkey

Someone who is being even more of cunt then they usually are
Jon my god why do some people have to be such cunt monkeys
by Bobross4l1fe November 20, 2021
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corps storage cunt slam

When you're in high school, dating the head of inventory for JROTC and get absolutely railed in the supply closet on top of the uniforms for the entire school.
Jesus Christ, check getting the corps storage cunt slam off my bucket list
by RodJammerMS February 5, 2024
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Dry wall cunt

A women that is such a cunt that her super cunt powers can make a man put his fist threw a wall destroying the drywall...
Jeez, that Kirsten sure is a dry wall cunt.. better look out! She's such a bitch. Fuck that dry wall cunt!
by Dr wankinyoureye May 29, 2021
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