all balls no cock

Some one who has testicals that are over sized in comparisons to there penis.

Stumpy cock swollen bags.

"Coorrr mark your all balls no cock"

by Stumpy2000 October 26, 2013

cock sucker cramps

cock sucker cramps: look on a person face in which eyes and mouth are wide open. Known as the deer in the headlights look.

Vicky had a bad case of cock sucker cramps after Steve told her he gave her a STD.

by thewombbeater October 29, 2011

Poulet Mon Cock

Direct translation from the french phrase: "Chicken my Rooser"
However, if not totally understood by an individual, it can literally mean what it sounds like.

Boy: M'am, can you poulet mon cock?
Lady: WHAT?!

by hydragyrum January 25, 2005

the popping cock rocket

The act of getting your cock sucked while having pop rocks pop on your cock

Hey wanna try the popping cock rocket

by joe and camden April 1, 2011

Two Cock Garage

A synonym for one's mouth.

Wife: I think we should go to the store.

Husband: I think you should shut your two cock garage.

by Stoney Shaun January 5, 2008

big cummy cock

A big Dick with cum all over it

Damn I got a big cummy cock

by Deven cum face December 8, 2017

Dick my cock

1.When anything is said, done, or revealed that causes any chance one might have had with a once-interested girl to fly out the window.
2. When a friend ruins your chances with a girl by hitting on her himself, and using his dick to knock your cock off course. Even if he is not successful, your opportunity for procreating will be dashed on the rocks of awkwardness.
Dick my own cock is acceptable.

Stacy: "Really, you run a dojo? How interesting. Where is it?"
Steve: "Uhh, my mom's garage."
Bystanders: "Ooh... man. He just dicked his own cock."

Bill: "Hey, Gary, tell Amy here about that one time you fucked your cousin!"
Amy: (silent vomiting and departure)
Gary: "Why do you always Dick my cock?

by dick_pound July 21, 2009