Hornets are lame, Milton owns them constantly, even though our football team is kinda crappy even though we have Toney Williams and more money and a waaaaaaaaaaaaaay nicer school, i mean come on our campus looks like a college, theirs looks like a prison, i mean for real.
by CHRIS777 December 15, 2008
Get the Roswell High School mug.The school where almost everyone is related, half the parking lot is trucks, everyone is where khakis, you are getting hit in the face with a bookbag while on the way to class, you can see at least one kid dabbing in the hallways, chicken Alfredo gets everyone excited, the words "loaf" or "gimme gimme" is heard at least 3 times a day, and the math department is going downhill.
by Lolly2066 May 19, 2017
Get the Bishop dwenger high school mug.A small public school. With the new expansion the students are all proud of the size of thier new school (less then 1/3 the size of a private high school). The school is in an middle class town filled with somewhat spoiled kids. Most of the students are middle class and lower-middle class spoiling themselves because their parents can't afford a private school who get drunk and smoke weed, and just like every other public school, is filled with gangs and bullies. The public school is going nothing but down cause of budget cuts (classes&clubs&etc). The budget cuts keep getting worse and east Islip is almost equal to the Central Islip High School and the Brentwood High School and is bound to become a thousand times worse because in history at first there was only private schools for the rich kids who could afford them, public school was just a cheap schooling system created for the kids who are too poor to afford a real school. If you go to East Islip High School your probably poor thinking your rich.
-dude my parents are planning on switching me to East Islip High School
-dude your fucked, almost every class there has been removed cause of budget cuts
E.I. Student- I went to East Islip High School
College Student- Never heard of it
E.I. Student- With the expansion our school is so huge!
Private School Student- lmfao this school is so puny and so small, I can't believe it's a real high school!
E.I. Student- Everyone at this school is upper class and rich!
Private School Student- Oh my God, I feel so bad, it's so tiny and puny here, everyone is soooo poor, I didn't know schools in America could be like this!
-dude your fucked, almost every class there has been removed cause of budget cuts
E.I. Student- I went to East Islip High School
College Student- Never heard of it
E.I. Student- With the expansion our school is so huge!
Private School Student- lmfao this school is so puny and so small, I can't believe it's a real high school!
E.I. Student- Everyone at this school is upper class and rich!
Private School Student- Oh my God, I feel so bad, it's so tiny and puny here, everyone is soooo poor, I didn't know schools in America could be like this!
by East Islip Student March 22, 2013
Get the East Islip High School mug.a bunch of ghetto girls and white girls living in harmony and fights are all over the place. teachers are bitchy and have bad accents / breath. filled with fuckboys and sluts who think they got ass but they don't, but there are those select few who actually got ass. The school is worse than HEMPFIELD. can you believe that? WORSE. fights happen almost everyday, students curse teachers out, white girls cry bc they literally can't even, ghetto girls start drama, girls have bitch faces everywhere.
by student.206753 May 6, 2015
Get the Penn manor high school mug.Located in Kensington, Maryland, Einstein High is rich in opposites. It's like Freaks and Geeks. There are the poor Newport Mill kids, the IB kids, the few rich wannabes (to be avoided), and the VAC/theatre kids (you might think they're cool, but be careful: most of them are into Homestuck). 50% of the students at Einstein are Hispanic and all the white kids think that's a real hoot.
Einstein is nicknamed "Crimestein" because of a few incidents that happened six years ago. It's pretty boring now.
To incoming freshmen: Mrs. Carballo's class is hell and it will make you cry. Also, don't think you'll be the only one who takes all the tough classes-- every white kid does.
Oh, and you can't wear hats.
Einstein is nicknamed "Crimestein" because of a few incidents that happened six years ago. It's pretty boring now.
To incoming freshmen: Mrs. Carballo's class is hell and it will make you cry. Also, don't think you'll be the only one who takes all the tough classes-- every white kid does.
Oh, and you can't wear hats.
8th grader: I'm so excited to go to Albert Einstein High School next year!
High school student: Oh, you mean Crimestein?
High school student: Oh, you mean Crimestein?
by TheTeachersAreNiceThough November 5, 2012
Get the Albert Einstein High School mug.Naperville is 30 miles southwest of Chicago. Recently it was called the Best Suburb to raise kids. We have a population of 135,000. The poor kids (those families who make less than $150,000) attend Naperville Central, the oldest high school out of four in the city.
A school dichotomized by two major factions -- nerds/aspiring students and the rest of the OC-wannabe/stoner class. Central is also paradoxical in many forms.
Case-in-points:
1) Naperville Central had 26 National Merit Semi-Finalists this year. It also expelled 12 kids last year.
2) Naperville Central is home to a kid who WON the National Merit Scholarship with a 240 on the PSAT, and got 5's on the AP Calculus BC and AP US History exams -- despite the fact that he was stoned during all three tests.
3) Often a locus for great athleticism, Central routinely succeeds in football and aquatic sports. One of its star swimmers -- who won a full scholarship to Northwestern University -- was kicked out of the Olympic trials for being stoned.
4) We are allowed to go off-campus for lunch, but prohibitted from bringing our food back.
5) We have one of the wealthiest districts in the state of Illinois, yet our school is structurally unsound and is home to thousands of cockroaches that are at least 3 cm long.
6) Finally, Central is horribly over-crowded. If even half of the senior class decided to take the bus to school one morning or stay at school for lunch, we would have both a transportation and food shortage. We also have the lowest student-to-rest-facility ratio in the city of Naperville.
Our motto is the Redhawks.
We are home to a kid who is allergic to the sun and a stolen mummy.
A school dichotomized by two major factions -- nerds/aspiring students and the rest of the OC-wannabe/stoner class. Central is also paradoxical in many forms.
Case-in-points:
1) Naperville Central had 26 National Merit Semi-Finalists this year. It also expelled 12 kids last year.
2) Naperville Central is home to a kid who WON the National Merit Scholarship with a 240 on the PSAT, and got 5's on the AP Calculus BC and AP US History exams -- despite the fact that he was stoned during all three tests.
3) Often a locus for great athleticism, Central routinely succeeds in football and aquatic sports. One of its star swimmers -- who won a full scholarship to Northwestern University -- was kicked out of the Olympic trials for being stoned.
4) We are allowed to go off-campus for lunch, but prohibitted from bringing our food back.
5) We have one of the wealthiest districts in the state of Illinois, yet our school is structurally unsound and is home to thousands of cockroaches that are at least 3 cm long.
6) Finally, Central is horribly over-crowded. If even half of the senior class decided to take the bus to school one morning or stay at school for lunch, we would have both a transportation and food shortage. We also have the lowest student-to-rest-facility ratio in the city of Naperville.
Our motto is the Redhawks.
We are home to a kid who is allergic to the sun and a stolen mummy.
Naperville Central High School is a raucous concrete jungle, but I will miss it -- not.
I love the smell of asbestos in Naperville Central High School.
At Naperville Central High School, it will not be uncommon to announce the winner of a national award, or a 36 ACT, and have the fire alarm pulled in the same day.
At Naperville Central High School, I saw many preppy kids, interspersed with nerds and stoners.
I swam over a tampon at the Naperville Central High School pool.
The grafitti in the Naperville Central High School restroom indicates that our school is filled with many preppy, Republican, closet Neo-Nazis.
I love the smell of asbestos in Naperville Central High School.
At Naperville Central High School, it will not be uncommon to announce the winner of a national award, or a 36 ACT, and have the fire alarm pulled in the same day.
At Naperville Central High School, I saw many preppy kids, interspersed with nerds and stoners.
I swam over a tampon at the Naperville Central High School pool.
The grafitti in the Naperville Central High School restroom indicates that our school is filled with many preppy, Republican, closet Neo-Nazis.
by Sunshine Sammy B! September 9, 2006
Get the Naperville Central High School mug.Hopeless Christian is a private high school in the North East Heights of Albuquerque, NM. It is run by the basketball team who decided that it is the only sport allowed to have on campus practices, and the cheerleading team that has never quite actually won a national championship. Most hopies believe that they are entitled to everything including the "pot lounge" behind the art building. They like to talk about how right they are no matter what the issue is, and they never seem to shut up about it either. This school built out of tuff-shed cares more about the grass in the middle of campus that, instead of letting kids walk on it, they make students walk around it making them late to class. Lastly, Hopes baseball team wouldn't be so bad except the coaching staff decided that seniors shouldn't play and freshmen will always carry the team and lose championship games.
by Charlie Brownstein October 24, 2011
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