beanie cunt

A beanie cunt is a person that is always seen wearing a beanie and is often too lippy for their own good. They are actively pestering others with their incessant niggling.

Bo: Say, what is it with that guy in the beanie always being rude and smarmy??
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.

by Ziggy Crankhandle October 05, 2014

Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt

some fucker who has a pickle sized dick that is a total asshole or cunt and is a hard bottom bitch

Guy 1: That guy looks like a Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt Girl 1: You are so right, what a waste

by big weewee haver August 22, 2019

Cunt Roll

the act of "stop, drop, and roll," performed by a person you don't like after you set them on fire

I doused that cunt in gasoline and set him on fire. Fucker was doing the cunt roll for like three hours.

by MelodyCristo April 21, 2017

Top dawg savage cunt

A person that uses the best quotes from memes but uses them in the way that will tear your pure soul to shreds and make you feel as though you have no words to come back and defend yourself with.

“Fuck ya chicken strips diggity dawg” replied the Top Dawg Savage Cunt

by Snails Tails November 23, 2019

Cunt Wart

A very annoying girlfriend/spouse whose painful complaining and crying annoys you physically.

Sidney would not quit bitching about me hogging the TV earlier today. She's a complete cunt wart

by The God of Trolls April 05, 2020

cunt material

When something or someone really pisses you off like beyond your limits.

“Wow, Josh is really cunt material”

by relatablemoods1609 June 10, 2022

let down cunt

Someone who agrees to take part in an Mad Monk challenge, but bails a month before with a shit excuse.

I double booked, and chose a wedding over a manly event and piss up. Sorry to be a let down cunt.

I dont think my foot will last the whole 10k. (the mrs wants me to walk the dogs instead.) I am also a let down cunt

by Garage Vibes April 16, 2014