bad planning and a stupid idea all rolled into one. first sleeping for so long you wake up with a massive migraine you dont know what to do when you wake up. that when you wake up and have a massive hard on, your first idea is to punch your hard on as hard as you can.
dude i slept for twenty four hours and when i woke up i had a cock punching migraine, so i punched my cock and went to sleep for another eight hours. god my dick hurts
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Last night I hooked up with Robbie and I thought we were about to do a rusty trombone. Well, he pulled a fast one on me and we ended up doing the Thibodaux Cock Splash.
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A BAC is similar in size to a Big Black Cock and according to legend when combined with a skilled Asian lover will surpass even the finest of BBCs.
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1. Masturbate, and cum into a sock. Save for later.
2. Masturbate again later into the same sock.
3. As you cum the second time, enjoy the refreshing coolness of your previous cum on your cock.
*Repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as desired.
Thus is the Cool Cock Sock.
This move is useful for long porn-viewing sessions, when multiple masturbations are necessary.
1. Masturbate, and cum into a sock. Save for later.
2. Masturbate again later into the same sock.
3. As you cum the second time, enjoy the refreshing coolness of your previous cum on your cock.
*Repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as desired.
Thus is the Cool Cock Sock.
This move is useful for long porn-viewing sessions, when multiple masturbations are necessary.
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Person 1: "Nah man, I used a Cool Cock Sock, I feel great!"
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