A typical willies douche is someone who works at willies and does not correlate with anyone else but the willies cult.
by Qwertymanguy December 1, 2022
Get the typical Willies douche mug.Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:
The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.
In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.
In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
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When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.
Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.
by AppleAss69 March 13, 2023
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Waste yute: "Come see me tonight."
Girl with basic standards: "I can't. I have work tomorrow morning."
Waste yute: "You can't make any time for me?"
Girl with standards (thinking): I smell l'eau de doucherie.
Girl with standards: "I can't tonight, bae. I'm sorry."
Waste yute: "Wowwwww... OK. Talk to you later then."
*kisses teeth then hangs up*
Girl with standards: "What the fuck?"
Waste yute: "Come see me tonight."
Girl with basic standards: "I can't. I have work tomorrow morning."
Waste yute: "You can't make any time for me?"
Girl with standards (thinking): I smell l'eau de doucherie.
Girl with standards: "I can't tonight, bae. I'm sorry."
Waste yute: "Wowwwww... OK. Talk to you later then."
*kisses teeth then hangs up*
Girl with standards: "What the fuck?"
by T&T'sDictionary March 19, 2023
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Look at that Gen-Z Douchebag Faggot over there listening to NBA Youngboy. Broccoli boy think he a G.
by spoderman320 July 7, 2023
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Get the the sexiest strawberry scented douche in America mug.A person who brings up an offensive topic and then bases if they were joking or not based of the other’s reaction
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