A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".

1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

bag

joe mama

your a bag

by csbchvzv,cvcdv,cv December 3, 2022

A bag

A bag of cocaine

Let's get a bag. Wanna go halves in a bag? Where's the bags? Who is on the bags?

by Jmcg89 March 18, 2021

wet paper bag

Being broke.

Im so broke I can't even buy my way out of wet paper bag

by Abbi Taylor August 25, 2017

scizzle bag

Its another term for scum bag but a gentler way of saying scum bag. Also meaning peice of shit or fucking asshole.

Yo bro, youre a fucking scizzle bag!
Shes just a scizzle bag, just dirt on the road everyones gotten to feel her.

by dpiren April 23, 2014

Hot bag of donuts

A man receiving oral stimulation on his nut sack from a woman who has an Atomic Fireball, Cinnamon Imperials, or Cinnamon Altoids in her mouth while doing so.

I got a hot bag of donuts from Loretta last night. Man that was intense.

by Bluncle Cliff August 1, 2013

dirty gym bag

someone who has an odd scent without intention

Come on you dirty gym bag

by dirtygymbag101 November 21, 2019