scratch-and-shit

The act of one scratching a scratch-off lotto ticket whilst shitting. (inspired after finding a scratch-off ticket in the garbage next to the toilet in a public men's restroom)

Gas Station Employee 1: Why is there a scratch-off ticket in the bathroom trash?

Gas Station Employee 2: What'd they do? Scratch-and-shit?

by blondelesbian91 September 8, 2011

Shit Muncher

One who munches on shit, takes the bullshit instead of thinking for them selves. Lives and dies by imaginary rules, who live in fear of their higher ups.

Toms such a shit muncher he told that guy wait on like even though their is no line.

by Fukaroundfindout December 28, 2022

Do shit

The act of doing an activity that gets you off hours ass

do shit n shit

by Logic z January 10, 2021

shit the bed

When someone literally takes a dookie in their bed

"Mom, I shit the bed!"

by Yo Mama April 20, 2005

Shit-Box

a piece of shit mustang with a fake cobra motor and wheels usually owned
by a piece of shit named chris m.

chris's mustang is a shit-box

by dean serafine September 15, 2003

Shit guy

Your stupid,, not literal tho. Also can mean "not cool"

Guy 1-Did you remember to bring that shirt?

Guy 2- ahh man, no im sorry

Guy 1-What? really...ahh shit guy. hahaa

by BadBear April 17, 2010

shit the bed

1. (phrase) roughly meaning "Well I'll be damned."
2. (interjection) used to express frustration and/or sleepiness.

on occasion, one might say "shit the bed, fred", just for good measure.

Shit the bed... its too early for this!

by unanimous anonymous October 13, 2007