DICK OFF

"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.

ted: her carl, up high!

carl gives ted a big high five!

ted: down low!

carl tries but quickly realizes...

ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*

by stringy skeet May 2, 2019

Staff off to

Masturbate

The kind of woman any guy would like to staff off to.

by Phoenixblossom May 9, 2019

im off a bar

extremely intoxicated on marijuana!!!!

im off a bar right now bluhd. I hit that shit hella 🤪

by gangster14 May 15, 2019

f-off

When somebody tells you to f-off they are telling you to leave them alone. They don't want you there right now

(your name)_______ f-off!

by what does f-off mean? December 11, 2019

Jug-off

A tit wank, titjob

I asked Tom to install my Hive thermostat, and as payment I offered my girlfriend give him a jug-off

by Dave the rave! December 13, 2019

Prince of pissing people off

nickname given to Lenard McKelvey aka Charlamagne Tha God by his friends.

The Prince of pissing people off was the first South Carolina citizen to be on the NY Times Bestselling Author list.

by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019

Take-off

1. The moment when a mind-altering substance begins to act in one's system.

2. The onset of the effect(s) of a mind-altering substance after its inhalation, ingestion or injection.

Dude, you'll definitely take-off before you finish smoking that giant blunt.

by m-fun December 15, 2019