polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

One-up

To like sb's comment on a social networking site such as Facebook.

"People constantly seek attention and validation through one-upping people's comments"

by MFRO June 19, 2017

One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` One To One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` Two Perfected The Distressed Studder

One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` One To One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` Two Perfected The Distressed Studder

One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` One To One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` Two Perfected The Distressed Studder

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

that one nigga

that one nigga who you just wanna bust a fat one to

harrison is that one nigga

by jaclk_ November 29, 2022

big one

When your in the locker room and you look down

This kid got a big one when he changed in the locker room. He looked down and "tried" to show it off.

by biggiggles May 22, 2018

Cold one

Barbie be patient.

One day we’ll share a cold one.

by MAFRACAMA February 15, 2025

One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.

Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!

by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012