why does no one love me

why does no one love me is a phrase you might not know come from. If said it means you’re unpopular, you’re not likable, or you’re name is a bad one like Sedon!!! If you’re names Sedon you’re most likely both of those things and that is why no one will ever like or love you and that is why you were kicked out your refrigerator you call home

Why does no one love me? -Sedon

by I’m a basic Asian who eats dog May 22, 2018

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NO. They don’t. Everyone loves you and you are amazing. Trust me. YOU. ARE. FUCKING. INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by Suck toes or die trying June 22, 2019

Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me

Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred

by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020

someone whos better than me

No one.

Dude 1-“You know anyone better than me?”
Dude 2-“Nah”
someone whos better than me

by Him >:) January 18, 2023

It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!

An American saying of complete disgust and anger toward a particularly dumbass situation, often accompanied by throwing of hands in the air and/or a wagging of the head side to side.

Johnny Shatt had a particularly quiet night eating cheesy nachos, a large fry, and a chocolate shake with his close friends from art college. His friends thought the night rather uneventful, quiet and uncharacteristically tranquil. Until...Johnny S. thought he could squeeze off a little pressure from inside his baggy white, PGA khaki shorts. Suddenly, the silence was interrupted by a strange pop, pop, pop and one hell of raw sewage shhhhhtink! The only reply by his immediate neighbor, Jacky Sniff with hands held toward the heavens cried woefully: "It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!" With that, the lads left Johnny at the table, stewing in his now wet (but warm) shhhhtinky-ass shorts in all small town outside Losssss Angeleeeeezzz.

by ShawShankPrison February 21, 2023

just contact me through the app

What a woman tells a man that she met on Tinder when he asks for her number and/or a second date and she does not want to see him again.

You: I had a great time, it would be great to hangout again
Her: Me too
You: How can I get in touch with you?
Her: Just contact me through the app

by dutone October 24, 2019

Let me see your phone

When your parents say this, you know your screwed.

Dad: Let me see your phone
Me: Oh sh-

by datboi101lol February 24, 2021