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vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.
Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
by Muttageek July 14, 2020
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get off my set kid

when a person is talking to much about something they don't know about
kid 1: yeah the patriots are trash. patriots fan: ay watch your mouth boy get off my set kid
by superfleet April 26, 2022
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Stressed Off

The feeling of being both stressed, and pissed off at the situation at hand.
1) This bitch is really stressing me off.

2) "Mom's looking kind of rough.." - "Yeah, she had a long day. She's stressed off".
by Timmy Timsters February 8, 2022
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How off can a lime really be

“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad
"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"
by TC&YAS May 10, 2022
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Waff off

less offensive form of "fuck off" used around upminster, romford and some other parts of london. originated by a group of cooperians in the early 80's and spreading into london through the ernst and whinney class of 83, rapidly gaining popularity. seems to have died out although it is sometimes heard in hong kong.
oi, shitbag, yeah you with the face like a monkey's armpit, waff off before i put a unit in your face, you big toerag!
by coopersplonker1 October 7, 2011
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Nock Off

the best clothing brand coming out of New Hampshire.
Yo, you see those kid wear those sick nock off shirts. Yeah I want to get a few.
by Felix the Nock Off Cat September 23, 2011
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