Cunt

Someone who portrays people out of context in an unfair manner

Eg: Can you believe that cunt? He showed CowChop's landlord some of their edgy videos and got them evicted!
Or
Those cunts at the Wall Street Journal made Pewdiepie look like a Nazi and Maker dropped him.

by CheekyCoont February 16, 2017

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt

An urban phrase meaning to avoid responsibility or reality by stubbornly refusing to acknowledge the truth, often by excessively flattering or blindly siding with someone influential.

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt:

Martin: "What is your plan, mate???"
Dan: "I'm telling people it wasn't me who got them sacked."
Martin: "Bloody hell, Dan! Me too! I've been saying that for months!"
Dan: "You idiot! There's no room for both of us to bury our heads in Dorothy's cunt."

by uisguisz March 7, 2025

cunt struck

Similar to dickmatized but meaning a man or lesbian woman who is hypnotized by a woman's vajajay.

Shirley is cunt struck by her new hook up, Yolanda. Since she is bisexual ,let's hope her boyfriend, Bradley is just as cunt struck when they have that threesome!

by Nath'l November 4, 2017

Sum Cunt

Chines bloke responsible for every fuck up on a job site.

Who left this shit here?
Sum Cunt…
The fucker!

by T-Bonicus April 26, 2023

cunting

When entitled, older ,white women with a chip on their shoulder go out in public for the sole purpose of verbally assaulting some random person for no sane or good reason. They disarm their victim with their high pitched screetch rivaling a rabid banshee, causing confusion and complete irritation for their prey. They are women on the verge that strive to ruin the day of a complete stranger because their husband doesn't want to touch them anymore.

Karen was fed up of not getting any attention at home so she decided to go cunting at the supermarket to see who she can force her suckage on. Cougars hunt while the Karen cunts, they love cunting.

by anonymous February 4, 2022

Fucking Cunt Ass Bitch

A generally stupid person, rarely used as a joke, a cunt is the worst thing you can call someone.

“Bro you’re so goofy shut the fuck up you fucking cunt ass bitch😹😹”

by Hsbshsjbudns1838 September 2, 2022

Bloody Cunt Muncher

Someone who frequently eat a lot of period blood off the female flower. I short a version of this would be a real man.

Man 1: Your a bloody cunt muncher
Man 2: Because I’m a real man and I did t with your mum last night nigga

by Mr Wet Pickle likes to Fiddle July 7, 2018