crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy

son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”

by cookoutconnoisseur May 18, 2022

stool butt

When your butt hurts in the upper buttocks area from prolonged sitting on stools typical found at bars or lounges.

Liz sat on stools too long and aquired stool butt.

by Thickdickmcgee April 5, 2018

kidney butt

The overflowing fat pushed up and out of one's way too tight jeans, which causes the said fat to be repositioned at kidney level.

Hey bro..... That chick is smokin hot, but check out her kidney butt!!!

by gnrcoax762 May 14, 2012

Butt smore

Cum on a girl ass crack with shit in it

I gave a girl a butt smore last night

by Sinmaster99 May 21, 2018

Anti Monkey Butt

a rare breed and we’re not monkeying around!

You can use Anti Monkey Butt Powder to protect you from a multitude of skin irritations like blistering feet, between skin folds,

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

butt-box

A box used to store objects that have been in rectums. Its location varies, but you could probably ask a local hospital if they have one.

Dude! Don't use that pen, it's been in the butt-box.

by BarryBBensonsdad December 16, 2018

butt

two buns covered in flesh. stuck together using more flesh

My butt is as big as Donald trumps dick. My butt is 5cm wide.

by Alex.asscheek June 7, 2021