1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!
this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!
this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
by UncleRody April 11, 2022
Get the one timemug. When you like someone who doesn't like you back or When someone likes you but you don't like them back.
Why do I always get asked out by guys that I don't like? And guys I do like, I'm always invisible. One-Siders, forever my life. :P
by Ryanne Renetier October 28, 2021
Get the One-Sidersmug. Describes about your amazing headshot in one single bullet makes other players even yourself shocked
It's usually used in FPS games, especially CS:GO
It's usually used in FPS games, especially CS:GO
by EveryWordYouSay September 9, 2018
Get the One tapmug. When you have so much fun with someone you as them to your friends list. Then a few months later you look at your list and go "who the hell is this?"
This is not to be confused with a one night stand.
This is not to be confused with a one night stand.
by Freedom2000 July 30, 2015
Get the One game standmug. "Hey bro, are you planning on Day one-ing it when you go to college?"
"Yeah man, I want dat pussy as soon as I can get it!"
"Yeah man, I want dat pussy as soon as I can get it!"
by Gaysinspace September 4, 2015
Get the Day One-ingmug. by 36Peso December 29, 2021
Get the Cmon lil onemug. by Arminkshipper June 21, 2024
Get the One thing and anothermug.