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Built like an accident report

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Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.

It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
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Hym "Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected. He didn't catch a break or anything he worked suuuuper-duper hard. And his daughter's a fuckable now. Some of them. And the age difference between Joe Rogan and me is the same as the age difference between him and his wife!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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Alex likes ava

Alex and Ava have always liked each other who won resort in despicable person zero little children. They’ve always had such strong attachments in love for each other. I don’t want to see what Alex
Alex likes Ava and they are kissing on the bench
by Brennan1182 December 3, 2022
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Alex likes ava

Alex and Ava have always liked each other who won resort in despicable person zero little children. They’ve always had such strong attachments in love for each other. I don’t want to see what Alex
Alex likes Ava and they are kissing on the bench
by Brennan1182 December 3, 2022
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Sina (pahtoohee) [like a cowboy spitting]

Tall bearded man that wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror, stroke his beard and goes "BOO YAH! Beard is on FLEEK today!"
Girl: OMG Sina (pahtoohee) like a cowboy spitting is so hot, his beard is on FLEEK today

Girl2: The things I would do to feel that stubble brush against my clitoris
by emma from taft December 5, 2022
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Stuck like chuck

When one does a large shot of methampehatimes and kills a large number of brain cellstherefore being stuck on a pointless task
Fuck a duck im stuck like chuck after that butthole warming blast!!!
by Camero December 9, 2022
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Like dogs' nails

"I haven't seen you in months, you're like dogs' nails!"
by SpoodleNoodleDoodle December 12, 2022
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