Burting Off

A term used in place of "Jerking off", coined during season 3 of online reality show "FishTank Live", made popular by contestant Burt, a black, urban, ripped trainer, schizophrenic bisexual man, who's main source of income is sex work (mainly cuck-based escapades"

"Is he really 'burting off', minutes after discovering there are cameras in every room"

"I refused to sleep in the penthouse bed, due to all of Burt's splurt on the sheets; he was burtin' it this morning."

by unofficialDefinitions November 24, 2024

Lumberjacking Off

A sexual act in which a man masturbates (or is stimulated by his partner) and after he's ejaculated, his partner yells "TIMBER" as he loses his erection.

"I made a huge mess from lumberjacking off. Plus I think my roommates think we're logging."

by Paul Cumyan December 5, 2017

im off ts

Im over this

only the first day back and im off ts

by Cay._. January 3, 2024

the dots off his dice

To shoot the dots off his dice or her/their/x dice: A phrase to describe a crazy relative in a dialogue by Rita Mae Brown.

'Somebody shot the dots off his dice.' ~ Kevin Levin, Ben 10 Ultimate Alien

by StEvUgnIn December 30, 2023

Freezing me chops off

feeling really cold. Needing to get warm. At wits end with how cold you are feeling. Aussie slang

Bob said to Harry whilst they were making a fire in the cold mountain terrain "geez Harry I'm freezing me chops off"

by empresshearts June 3, 2016

jump off

to only date a girl for her friends..

why were you with that fat ugly girl last night?

she was juat a jump off ,i wanna get with her sister but i dont know her

by NorCal Slanger January 5, 2017

show him off day!

post him on any social media!!

A: “Hey today is show him off day! Are you going to show him off today?”

B: “huh?”
A: “today show him off day you have to post your boyfriend on any social media and show him off!”

by ! <3 October 17, 2021