shit splitters

Another word to explain thong underwear!

When she pulled her pants off she revealed these super sexy red lace shit splitters!

by dennob June 28, 2009

shed-shit

Illicit or embarrassing activities such as urinating, smoking marijuana, or giving (not receiving) oral sex. Named after the idea that one might prefer to do these activities behind a shed.

This is a common colloquialism in south-eastern Wisconsin.

Man that party was fun, but it got hilarious when we caught him doing that shed-shit.

by The Real Nuge November 08, 2007

Shit Sniffer

One who seems to enjoy the smell of flatulence. Always the one smiling and staying too long in the affected area.

Look at that guy. Everybody bailed from that sulfer bomb but him. What a shit sniffer!!!

by Find Different Meanings September 20, 2019

Shit-footed

A whole nother level of being shit faced.

You're so drunk, you can't even say shit faced. You are shit-footed!

by Balsams finest shitfoot February 27, 2011

shit's purple

a slang term known for it's positive expression, meaning everything is good in any sense of the word

person 1 "johnny got an A on his test"

person 2 "i know man shit's purple for him"

guy 1 "damn that girl is hot!"
guy 2 "i know man, shits purple!"

by purpleman February 10, 2010

barham shit

the smallest and most complete shit in the world!

my apprentice is so great to work with, little bugger tho! hes a real barham shit.

by richard barham May 03, 2006

scratch-and-shit

The act of one scratching a scratch-off lotto ticket whilst shitting. (inspired after finding a scratch-off ticket in the garbage next to the toilet in a public men's restroom)

Gas Station Employee 1: Why is there a scratch-off ticket in the bathroom trash?

Gas Station Employee 2: What'd they do? Scratch-and-shit?

by blondelesbian91 September 07, 2011