A young man, usually bearded, who engages in the activities of old men. E.g. boules, chess, and the drinking of gin or port.
''Why didn't **** come out tonight?''
''He's having a quiet night in with a glass of port and the Monty Python collection.''
''.... Fossil Boy
''He's having a quiet night in with a glass of port and the Monty Python collection.''
''.... Fossil Boy
by scaryfairy June 09, 2009
A GREAT song by Avril Lavigne. She spells it wrong to ViSuALiZE, how the young boy was a punk and was probably into graffiti, there for it ISN’T to save time. It’s a SMART. STINKIN’. IDEAR.
HE WUZ A SK8R BOI!!
SHE SAID “SEE YA L8R BOI!!”
HE WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH 4 HIM!!
NOW HE’S A SUPERSTAR!!
SHREDDIN’ ON HIS GUITAR!!
DuZ uR LiTTLe FaCe Seee WuT HeZ
WOOOOOOUUUOOOOUUUUURRRRRRRRRTTHH!!
SHE SAID “SEE YA L8R BOI!!”
HE WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH 4 HIM!!
NOW HE’S A SUPERSTAR!!
SHREDDIN’ ON HIS GUITAR!!
DuZ uR LiTTLe FaCe Seee WuT HeZ
WOOOOOOUUUOOOOUUUUURRRRRRRRRTTHH!!
by ShivacadoeHolland August 30, 2019
by BowlBoysMate July 02, 2015
by jesuslover2374 April 10, 2022
by mynameiszenosofightme October 02, 2018
He got a booty. He got a body. He cute. He hot. He kinda looks like a monkey tho. But who fucking cares anyway.
by Very Slippery Dick October 30, 2018