Head ass

When you got all of the forehead but your only comeback is “jfc”

Head ass: I literally tapped the comment button and typed jfc attitude

by Drt91 July 3, 2020

head slung

a term for getting wasted

He got his head slung after his epic fail in beer pong.

by surfrat9 October 22, 2009

head unit mystery

The phenomenon where the original head unit of a test car is unknown, as its head unit has already been swapped with an aftermarket one

I couldn't figure out why the sound quality was so amazing during the test drive—turns out it was just a head unit mystery with that aftermarket stereo!

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Head ass

A term used to describe the feeling when you are so utterly obsessed with someone that you are basically up their ass, otherwise known as head ass.

"Rachel and Michele are so head ass for each other, both their lock screens are pictures of each other."

"I put on a full face of makeup just to reply to the girl I'm talking to snapchat, such head ass behavior."

by I<3mygirlfriend June 15, 2023

funk head

An awkward social situation where an individual touches or smears something that smells funky on the head or face of someone else, thus giving them funkhead. Often, others can then smell the "funk" on said individual.

What's that funky smell, did someone give Mark funk head again?

by Tonycanuck99 July 3, 2007

let me fuck this duck and you hold the head

Let my run the show and you just sit there

Let me drive this car and you just ride in the passenger seat . Is an example of the saying let me fuck this duck and you hold the head

by Jmoney Williams November 24, 2024

per head

Another way of saying "for each person." Is typically used for accounting calculation purposes

The cost of one Executive Seating to see the Blue Angels perform at Naval Air Facility El Centro is $60 per head.

by DJRayRay May 3, 2016