One Direction

Finally, a pop band that uses instruments.

Virgin: I like One Direction
Chad: Tbh, they’re not too bad.
Virgin: I don’t like John Mayer.
Chad: And there we go. Have a sad little life.

by justinbieberisshit1987 January 9, 2022

Twenty One Pilots

the greatest band to ever exist

with Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph, they have made awesome songs that are more amazing than the entire 2000s to 2020s bands and songs to ever exist combined

person in cafe: hey ur wearing a twenty one pilots shirt!!!

you: hell yeah arent they awesome?

person in cafe: yeah they are les be best friends!!!

by thetallyhalliganandclikkie March 5, 2025

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

Fresh One

1. When something (normally a bodily function) occurs. Used normally in the end of a sentence or as a response to a certain event.

2. When you nut onto/into anything.

1. Mike: "I can't believe I jus-" *sneeze*

Jon: Oh. {Fresh one}.

by Skreet Negro September 19, 2017

the yellow one who isn't in mesmerizer

Nickname for fanloid Akita Neru. Literally just high pitched miku.

Twitter User: Miku song of the day: triple baka by LamazeP
Including miku! Teto! And the yellow one who isn't in mesmerizer!!

Twitter User 2: HER NAME IS AKITA NERU GOD DAMN IT

by fishgaming June 18, 2024

One Eyed Butterfly Kiss

When one man gingerly rubs his P-hole against another man's P-hole.

During foreplay Devin one eyed butterfly kissed Frankie .

by Pocisme October 21, 2017

One bat

when someone is to give a 'one bat' they hit someone with the back of their hand really hard.

A ruthless smack on the face.

in eastenders when Ronnie gives Janine the 'one bat' and falls to the ground in one hit.

by Duno Qwarmz what u sayin! July 30, 2010