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Black-Eye Bird

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.
"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"
by Axtrium December 4, 2021
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Black Dunk Slamwich

A tasty snack that consists of food sandwich items, a basketball slam dunking, and the colour black.
I was just chillin at the crop and Demetrius hit me with the ol’ black dunk slamwich
by Sloppy Salamander April 13, 2019
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the best black jake stan

zahra is the #1 black shim jaeyun stan. she has been a fan of since iland! with shim jaeyuns talent, charm and amazing looks, he just had to become her ult of ENHYPEN. its the shim jaeyun effect
oh have you heard about the best black jake stan?
yeah oh, isn’t her name zahra?
by iheartjaeyun July 26, 2021
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Black

When u black u black..
When u die..black

When u sick..black
When you cold..black

But explain this
When a white person is sick dead or cold, they are every color of the rainbow

So how tf can you call blacks colored people
by Bubblegumsam November 7, 2018
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In the Black

means a company is profitable and financially solvent, meaning it has enough revenue to cover its expenses and potentially generate a profit, as opposed to being "in the red" (losing money).
Guy 1: Bruh, I cannot believe all the money we made off this deal!
Guy 2: IKR?! I gotta pinch myself to make sure this isn’t a dream. FINALLY, we are in the black!
by Mstery923 March 30, 2025
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Black book

The "black book" is where someone would shit into a book and slam it closed making shit fly everywhere
P1: why is there shit everywhere

P2: I did the "black book"
by BluBalls January 18, 2021
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Black Panther Film

Originally intended to be a fairy tail wonderland similar to Cinderella or HogWarts but specially made with Blacks, to the Blacks, for Blacks, by some Disney Jews.

Studies have shown most Blacks interpreted the fictional film as an informative documentary showcasing “black excellence” and “black history”. Further study revealed that roughly 7 in 10 Black survey respondents were at least “highly confident” the city of Wakanda was in fact an unincorporated suburban district located somewhere in the Atlanta metro area.

Scholars have long debated how to break it to the Blacks that the Film is indeed entirely fiction, and was never meant to be the foundation on which to build all “black power, black pride, and black self-importance”.

The NAACP has stated: “While white “allies” are encouraged to view the film routinely until they learn somethin’ .. be mindful while viewing to “know your place”, “stay in yo lane”, and “only speak to acknowledge and affirm the black excellence seated next to you, size’in you up, talking loudly and brilliantly through the whole movie, or twerking on vehicles in the parking lot outside the mall.
40 yo White guy: “Hey kids, wanna go see that Black Panther Film tonight?!”

Tween Daughter: “ew no.. Srsly dad wut the fuk?!”

White guy: “Come onn kids.. my treat!”

Tween Daughter: “fine, but when my baby daddy get out next week, he movin’ in here and maybe trappin’ out the house for a minute, feel me? he gotta get on his feet, support me and forget about his other baby mommas mess n’shit”

White guy: “Ok sweetiee! Wakanda forevvv-

White wife: “You’re lucky I’m in a good mood.. I can’t find my meth pipe so I shoved a couple crack rocks in my coochie teehee”

White guy: “Last one to the Subaru is a rotten egg!!”
by DixonUranus January 22, 2024
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