Food Suicide

food so good make you wanna kill yourself

the foods so good you’ll wanna commit food suicide

by melychanely November 27, 2020

neet food

Food that a NEET (unemployed, and not seeking employment, or education) would eat.

Neet: hey! Pass the chicken tendies! You: oh! You mean the NEET food?

by rebelforce December 01, 2016

Food Addiction

When you cant stop eating because you’re a fat ass

Jacob: yo i’m hungry
Vale: me too
Jacob: u a fatass
Vale: maybe we have a “food addiction”

by vale2fine June 12, 2023

Food Torture

When someone gives you food but you are not allowed to eat it

Why did he do that? That was Food Torture!

by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016

Decoy Food

Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.

Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.

by Lt. Magnus January 04, 2012

unauthorized foods

One of the items taken in the raid of your home when your corrupt Congressman husband (up for re-election in 11 days) tweets that you had a premonition of a dystopian society.

Other items include "stored water", knives and guns.

People worldwide rightly conclude you've lost all your marbles.

Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, “unauthorized foods” and stored water. They said we had been “reported”.

by UnderOverIt October 24, 2020

Food regrets

When you have second thoughts or, regrets, about food you decide to have or order.

Person a: I'll have a Cesar salad
Person b: I'll have a double bacon cheese burger with fries and a milkshake.
Person a: that sounds great dude
Person b: yeah. Your about to have major food regrets.

by It's Phil April 22, 2017