Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025

briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.

Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!

by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018

Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker

I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

The Wipe Start

When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up in that cornhole with a big wad of toilet paper and jam it in there, wiping vigorously from front to back. Works like a charm.

I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse The Wipe Start. Floodgates open!

by BallzDeeeeeeeeep March 8, 2023

sniff n wipe

After a male sticks finger in clitirous, he takes it out, takes a big whiff and then wipes the juice on the females thigh.

Oi Harls, is it true that he did a sniff n wipe.

Next time, make sure he doesnt pull a sniff n wipe!

by 1234hives November 25, 2019

Wipe Shame

The embarrassment that stems from the sound of wiping one's ass in a public toilet.

I had instant wipe shame knowing three other guys were in the bathroom and heard me both pulling and using the paper to wipe my ass.

by Notepadow December 23, 2016

Full Roll Wipe

An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.

It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.

Man, I just took a nasty dump. I needed to do the Full Roll Wipe to clean it up!

by Movie Nyucka November 7, 2013