Husband: "I am thinking about building the kids a treehouse."
Wife: "We don't have any suitable trees and you are not very good at construction."
Husband: "I know, I am thought-smithing the idea to find a viable solution."
Wife: "We don't have any suitable trees and you are not very good at construction."
Husband: "I know, I am thought-smithing the idea to find a viable solution."
by KnightSmithJones March 21, 2021

a highschool in carrollton, texas where only the students that didn’t get into anywhere else with their dumbass brains that should be going to a mental hospital instead go to. their IBA program actually stands for International Booty-Kissing Academy. their drill team sucks ass and their personalities do too. to get in the top 10% you just need to yell at teachers and sleep in class.
“i just had my 3rd kid at 20”
“oh damn who’s the dad”
“oh they’re all from different baby daddies”
“you went to newman smith?”
“oh damn who’s the dad”
“oh they’re all from different baby daddies”
“you went to newman smith?”
by r l turner February 16, 2023

A short, beautiful lady who makes up for it in confidence. Takes shit from no one, whoever it is. She has a soft side, and a caring for others, even though she may not always show it. Cynical as all hell, but knows when to be sensitive towards others. Always knows what she's doing, even when she doesn't. She can always seem like the wise one in any situation. Everything someone would want, plus a whole lot more you won't expect.
She helps solve your problems. She is one of the realist people on earth and will always stick with you (until you mess up)
She helps solve your problems. She is one of the realist people on earth and will always stick with you (until you mess up)
by Tink smith June 4, 2018

by xoxo gossip gurl April 16, 2019

cc: who's that kid looking around over there?
cc2: oh that's Finn smith he Nevers knows what to do or what's happening.
cc2: oh that's Finn smith he Nevers knows what to do or what's happening.
by emo. septum. gunk March 1, 2022

by Thoughts at the Wheel February 21, 2023
