Argyll Ski Slope

an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.

When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S

Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?

Isn't that the 3rd year in row?

by kevin champion November 22, 2024

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Ski

Pablo

Want to go ski ?
Pablo.

by Blue balls the clown May 9, 2022

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SKIS IN JEANS

(ski:z In ʤi:ənz)
Idiom, declarative phrase

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,

especially of an irredeemable person

Etymology: Old Norse skíth, English jean(s)

First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada

He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.

by Bigcityfreak March 3, 2025

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Cross Country skiing

Furiously wanking two gentleman at the sametime.

Last night I went Cross Country skiing with the boys.

by Cross country boi August 31, 2019

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skiing through a blizzard

When a girl jerks off two guys while five other guys jerk off on her.

She went skiing through a blizzard and just about died halfway through.

by The tenderizer December 5, 2017

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Dude-ski

A word that can be used in ANY situation in replacement of an actual sentence.

GUY 1- Walks into friend's house holding an ax.

GUY 2- "Dude-ski ?" meaning, are you going to kill me with that ax?

GUY 1- "Dude-ski" meaning, yeah i am.

GUY 2- "Duuuuuuuuuude-ski !!!!!!!!!!!!" meaning, help me.

by 024pghpat April 6, 2022

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