Vegan

A diet that means you can't consume any animal products.(A diet that I have no *=&$&#&$; idea how to live with)

I am vegan. I wish I could eat chocolate, but I can't.

by Potato Head... : ) May 17, 2019

Vegan Vibes

Someone who seems they like animals but like you don't know if they're vegans or not.

"Connor just gives off those Vegan Vibes bro."
"Yeah bro, I totally get what you mean."

by Vegannnnn December 30, 2019

Sex Vegan

Also "sexual vegan", "dick vegan" or similar.

A gynophile (heterosexual) man. Someone who doesn't like (man-)meat, and is often, but not always, compulsively averse to animal proteines, gyms and stable relationships.

1.) Straight men are like the vegans of sexual orientations.

2.) How do you know if a man is a Sex Vegan? - Don't worry, he'll tell you.

by kaesesocke June 2, 2019

Nemo Vegan

Nemo Vegan - to believe that the only good human, is a dead human. Nemo vegans believe all forms of life are equal and will respect this by any means necessary, including armed violence.

As late empire social justice warriors nemo vegans defend their right to defend all life by any means necessary including armed violence.

by RangerGeek September 15, 2019

Vegan

A slutty smug self satisfied son of a bitch that thinks that if they are righteous not to eat anything that harms animals. Cows get their titties sucked for milk, this has been deemed unethical by these fucks but slicing and chopping plants is all right.

*fails a maths test*
Are you a fucking vegan?

by Constable Cunt September 21, 2019

Vegan

Complete and utter arsehole, crack head cunt

Vegan 1: Save the cows, cows are friends!
Normal person: Let me guess your one of those vegans?

by I know you (Mitchell Poole) September 22, 2019

Rabbit Vegan

A vegan who exclusively eats grass and greens.
Usually 50% more annoying than a standard vegan.

You know they're a rabbit vegan when they use a mower bag to not waste any of that grass.

by TuckerTrash25 October 3, 2019