A place where I can not do shit without seeing something drug related or sexual. Marge Simpson? Apparently it’s a way to smoke drugs! Train? Apparently it’s when a bunch of guys form a line outside of a girls room to have sex! Shark? A way to have sex! GODDAMNIT JUST PUT A REAL DEFINITION!
Man, I can’t wait to go onto Urban dictionary and write about clouds somehow being fucking sex related! But how the fuck will I do that??
It’s urban Dictionary! I’ll find a way!
It’s urban Dictionary! I’ll find a way!
by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans May 21, 2020

by @ERFDErtyhugfcesw4t6yhutes34rt January 9, 2020

by written definitions man April 7, 2023

my lord and saviour
my friends use weird slang all the time this site has saved me from embarrassment
my friends use weird slang all the time this site has saved me from embarrassment
my gf: ur gonna make me act up
me who has no idea about any slang: hol up let me check this on urban dictionary
me: omg u flatter me
me who has no idea about any slang: hol up let me check this on urban dictionary
me: omg u flatter me
by mikasackermann February 7, 2021

A place we all go when we're bored...Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
And its a people place.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
And its a people place.
All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
by Waifu!~ November 14, 2019

1. Awkward.
2. A website gives definitions to sheltered home schoolers who don't know any slang terms. At all.
3. You're using it right now stupid.
2. A website gives definitions to sheltered home schoolers who don't know any slang terms. At all.
3. You're using it right now stupid.
George: "Hey Frank, you know what a blowjob is?"
Frank: "Nope but there's this site you can look it up on, Urban dictionary"
George: "What the heck?! ...Oh crap it's my mom! Close it out!"
Frank: "Nope but there's this site you can look it up on, Urban dictionary"
George: "What the heck?! ...Oh crap it's my mom! Close it out!"
by Bigbootyjudylovethewayyoushake May 16, 2013

by Rpggames32 November 1, 2015
