A place where I can not do shit without seeing something drug related or sexual. Marge Simpson? Apparently it’s a way to smoke drugs! Train? Apparently it’s when a bunch of guys form a line outside of a girls room to have sex! Shark? A way to have sex! GODDAMNIT JUST PUT A REAL DEFINITION!
Man, I can’t wait to go onto Urban dictionary and write about clouds somehow being fucking sex related! But how the fuck will I do that??
It’s urban Dictionary! I’ll find a way!
It’s urban Dictionary! I’ll find a way!
by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans May 21, 2020

The website you are on right now. Also the website where literally anyone can post definition of random words.
by Breme January 5, 2021

Then: "Polar bear": "The polar bear (Ursus maritimus) is a hypercarnivorous bear whose native range lies largely within the Arctic Circle, encompassing the Arctic Ocean, its surrounding seas and surrounding land masses. It is a large bear, approximately the same size as the omnivorous Kodiak bear (Ursus arctos middendorffi)."
Now: "polar bear": "wen someon wite fuxx pussy of oter wite!!1!1!1!1!1111111 cuz poler bear is wite"
Urban Dictionary
Now: "polar bear": "wen someon wite fuxx pussy of oter wite!!1!1!1!1!1111111 cuz poler bear is wite"
Urban Dictionary
by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 15, 2018

A place that was originally a dictionary for the people, but is now teeming with sexual jokes and other stupid shit.
jake: oh hey i sent an urban dictionary submission!
chad: ok and?
jake: well... yeah that's just it
chad: go away i'm going with my woman(s)
chad: ok and?
jake: well... yeah that's just it
chad: go away i'm going with my woman(s)
by TheRushaan April 17, 2021

by written definitions man April 7, 2023

by @ERFDErtyhugfcesw4t6yhutes34rt January 9, 2020

1. Urban Dictionary is the worst dictionary in existence.
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by fluffyebik February 14, 2021
