Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. This should not be confused with an Uncle Ted.
So there I was, minding my own business in the crapper, when some dude came out of nowhere and Turd Burgled me. I started coughing hoping to alert him of my presence, but the Turd Burglar just wouldn't stop trying to get into the stall. Needless to say, it was a terrifying experience.
by noahat May 5, 2009
Get the TURD BURGLARmug. A loser that has no life, he posts on a rapper's web site from the library, he has imignary friends that also post from the library, he takes pics looking away from the camera, he lies about attending a community college, only girls he can get sex from are crack whores he pays, he is talking about ording a mail order bride so he is no longer
by RULLUR October 8, 2005
Get the man turdmug. by ozzy July 8, 2004
Get the turd burgularmug. by Scootdigity May 12, 2008
Get the Turd bumpermug. 
Noun: some one who partakes in sexual relations in a gay mans ass. Generally nurgling turds in the process.
by Dr. Face May 30, 2009
Get the Turd Nurglermug. a waste of life, or space. turd nugget signifies one's incapability of being a full turd, clearly showing that the person being called a turd nugget is a failure even at the lowest possible existence. enjoi
by Mazda 3 Transform! December 28, 2005
Get the turd nuggetmug.