Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. This should not be confused with an Uncle Ted.
So there I was, minding my own business in the crapper, when some dude came out of nowhere and Turd Burgled me. I started coughing hoping to alert him of my presence, but the Turd Burglar just wouldn't stop trying to get into the stall. Needless to say, it was a terrifying experience.
by noahat May 05, 2009
A loser that has no life, he posts on a rapper's web site from the library, he has imignary friends that also post from the library, he takes pics looking away from the camera, he lies about attending a community college, only girls he can get sex from are crack whores he pays, he is talking about ording a mail order bride so he is no longer
RULLUR is the biggest man turd around.
by RULLUR October 08, 2005
by ozzy July 08, 2004
by Scootdigity May 12, 2008
Noun: some one who partakes in sexual relations in a gay mans ass. Generally nurgling turds in the process.
by Dr. Face May 30, 2009
a waste of life, or space. turd nugget signifies one's incapability of being a full turd, clearly showing that the person being called a turd nugget is a failure even at the lowest possible existence. enjoi
by Mazda 3 Transform! December 23, 2005