rev-tune

An automobile mechanic who incorrectly attempts to improve a poor running engine by repeatedly revving it up attempting to blow out carbon build up on the spark plugs, rather than performing a proper tune-up with new spark plugs.

Anyone who revs up an automobile engine neutral gear over and over again with the hood up attempting to improve it attributes is know as rev-tuning an engine. A rev-tune is no substitute for a tune-up with new spark plugs.

by MD Simon March 14, 2009

You Tunes

Using you tube as a primary source of music, instead of using iTunes as a music player. Usually done by people who are not computer savvy, or cheap.

Carlos: Hey, did you download the playlist I gave you to your iTunes for the party tonight?
Romeo: Nah, I couldn't out how, so I'm just going to use you tunes tonight.

Julio: ah man, I don't want to pay for the new eminem song, I'm just going to listen on you tunes.

by Bicuspid2011 May 1, 2010

Awkward Tunnel

A shortish corridor, usually dark, where a group of friends hang out for a chat waiting for someone to enter. When the victim enters, the congregation suddenly quietens and either looks at them or unsubtly avoids eye contact. The ritual is complete when the victim exits the corridor and the group begins to laugh unbelievably loudly. Possibly, legend has it, they chant 'awkward'.

Awkward tunnel ritual:

N: hey, so did your mum return your confiscated computer yet?

J: naahh! she's still...
O/P: shhh wait someone's coming!

(person walks in) (silence)

...

(person exits)

NJOP: hahhahhahahha...AWKWARDDDD!

by I'mnotwhoyouthinkIam April 2, 2011

California Tuna Pocket

The act of eating out a girl with a vigina stuffed full of tuna.

Tommy gave a mean California Tuna Pocket to Anna yesterday at the club

by The mac sauce king July 1, 2011

coon-tuned

An ingenious repair; a clever 'fix'. A more accurate interpretation and phrasing of the term "nigger rigged."

Under the moonlight, he plucked out a love song on a coon-tuned guitar, and I fell hopelessly in love.

by coco cabana January 15, 2015

dick tunnel vision

When an individual is so focused on getting laid and getting some dick that night, that they are relentless in their efforts to achieve that goal.

Christine had some crazy dick tunnel vision last night, she left her friends at the bar for that guy.

by murse93 October 4, 2015

Quantum Tunnelling

An inter-spacial sex manoeuvre whereby a moist, warm hole is penetrated with enough irrepressible force from a cherry rocket to break through a seemingly impenetrable barrier.

Susan: “Thanks for the Quantum Tunnelling Kenneth, now I have to stitch it back together!”

by Soxandsandlesmadeforspeed June 21, 2018