Turkish Delight

A Turkish Delight is a sex act wherein a couple is in the 69 position, and the bottom party is of ottoman decent and in addition to servicing the top parties genitalia, the bottom party also strokes the top parties anal orifice with his thick Turkish beard.

Wow did you hear? Kaan gave Jake a Turkish delight last night and he loved it so much he offered to return the favor with a toothjob.

by Big Gman 40 July 27, 2025

Turkish belt buckle

When you hang your nut sack over your pants resembling a turkeys gobbler.

Dude was walking around with a Turkish belt buckle at the holiday party.

by TheJarv August 30, 2025

Turkish Handbag

Commonly found in the middle east, this is an act where one man inserts his hand up another man's rectum and picks out the corn in his poop. Designed for pleasure that leads to softer bowel movements.

Dude I just visited Turkey and this guy tried to get me drunk and give me a Turkish Handbag after we had corn for dinner.

by Hugh G Bahls September 5, 2025

Turkish shovel

When you scoop the feces out of someone's buttcrack with your penis.

I made sure not to wipe so Liam could give me a turkish shovel.

by Futalover67 September 15, 2025

Turkish Fountain

A method of urination wherein the penis is angled upwards and the stream of urine arcs in the air, curving back down into the mouth. If the pressure is not great enough and the urine simply goes everywhere, it is known as a Turkish Sprinkler

'I have to piss so bad, but there's nowhere to go!'
'Just do the Turkish Fountain.'

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! September 23, 2025

Turkish Puff

After a Cincinnati Cigarette, you put it into their ass and smoke it. After you finish smoking it, you nut on it to put it out, then use the ashes to draw on the girls tits

Yo that Cincinnati Cigarette was fire, bend over so I can hit a Turkish Puff

by Batholemew dinklebottom October 26, 2025

Turkish Getup

A standing/reverse-cowgirl hybrid where the bottom partner starts lying on their back, then uses one arm (like the kettlebell exercise it’s named after) to push themselves up into a full standing position while still impaled and riding the top partner’s dick/strap-on. Bonus points if the top partner stays completely still the whole time like a human kettlebell, letting the bottom do all the dramatic Turkish get-up gymnastics for maximum core workout and show-off flex.

“She hit me with the Turkish getup last night, stood all the way up with my dick still inside her like it was an Olympic event. My soul left my body around rep three.”

by Fudge Cluggins November 19, 2025