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War of Rights

A PC game created by Campfire Games focused around the american civil war during the maryland campain 1862
Man War of Rights is a great game
by C Jacobs December 4, 2018
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Shitter's rights

One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.

Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!
by Dr Crapper June 7, 2018
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Extremely Right

When someone is not just simply right, they are unmistakably right.
Captain... you are 'EXTREMELY RIGHT'
by Lucas L****K February 15, 2023
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right minded

Person who is wrong but actually right
Becky was so fucking right minded I wanted to throat punch her
by SammiPsycho December 2, 2017
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Arse Rights

"arse rights" refers to any incident where a person lays claim to a particular seat or space for sitting by calling arse rights. It is similar to calling "dibs" on a seat.
"That bean bag is looking very appealing to me right now. I better call arse rights before somebody else parks their arse on it."

As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"

Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."
by HDHighDefinition March 11, 2013
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right height

Word for short (joke expressing a perfect height to give oral sex essentially).
Guy 1: "That's her boyfriend to the left."
Guy 2: "The short one?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, Mr. Right height. That's him."
by SilverInternet December 31, 2016
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