School

A place were you have to sit in plastic chairs all day because they're to cheap to get better chairs. My butt often hurts from the chairs. The government forces you to go to school seven hours a day 5 days a week from the age 4-18. Also "teachers" work at this place called school. Sometimes the teachers are great. Sometimes you have the teachers who lose your 100 point test right before the final report card. Then there is the teachers who give you a heck of a lot of homework like a five page packet on Ancient Greece every single night. Half of the information won't be used as an adult but you are forced to learn and solve problems like this If 1/2x +1/2(1/2x + 1/2(1/2x +1/2(1/2x + ... = y,

then x = ?

x = 1. But when am I ever going to use this? I even asked my math teacher and hes like its just training how you think. When my parents went to school the hardest thing they had to learn was the GCF of a number.

I love coming home from school and having a cranky parent as if I didn't have a bad day already? Then your parent gets mad at you and says they work fourty hours a week doing blah blah. Don't they see I go to school for 35 hours a week AND TAKE TESTS AND DO HOMEWORK and do the chores you made me do? I actually have a life believe it or not people. I don't really want to know about How ancient Greece got more farmland actually I could care less. Haha sorry this is like venting because I have a crap load of homework and I don't know how to do half of it.

Nerd: School is grand! I am always baffled to wake up to the smell of finished homework!!!

Normal kid : Ehh school. *Walks into first hour* *Friend asks are you ready for that test that is worth 90% of our grade* * WTF THERES A TEST!?????!!!!!!??????*

by CrEePeR aLeRt March 2, 2011

School

the worst fuckin' place in the world with partial teachers who will only punish a few kids that they dont like but wont do jackshit to the kids they like

i gotta go 2 school and get detention fer being me again

by dude March 21, 2004

school

A center of learning.

Judging by the crap posted on this dictionary, a lot of people need more school. You braindead zombies. Open up a fucking book, read, write, learn math and science, and become a productive and innovative member of society. Otherwise, just drop out of school and jump off a bridge. Otherwise, you will end up draining the world's resources and giving nothing back.

Here's some simple math for ya, kids.

Don't go to school = Be a loser.

by GreatestThinkerEver August 1, 2003

School

S- seven
C- crap
H- hours
O- of
O- our
L- lives

Need I say more?

Mom, can I stay home from school? My fingers hurt.

Mom: You've got to maintain your 2.0 GPA! Colleges won't let you in otherwise!

by mudpieslayer April 14, 2010

School

Seven crappy hours of our lives

Man we have school today

by Cookie.Monster_01 June 15, 2015

School

Kills you faster than bleach

Man 1: I can't take it anymore man, im going to school
Man 2: ok... See you on the other side

by Sonofabiscunt October 20, 2016

School

Equivalent to Hell. A place where your guardian/parent drop you off so you don't destroy the house. The literal death of me. Where school shootings take place (R.I.P to all school shooting victims). Where you have to spend 12 long years of life (or 120 months). Long story short, school is equivalent to Donald Trump supporters. (No offense).

"Jonathan time for-"
"Nooooooooo mom please please PLEASE I'm begging you! I'll clean my room, I'll do the dishes, FOR JESUS SAKE I'LL DO THE LAUNDRY! I don't wanna go to school!!!!"

by BtsFanatics November 20, 2018