chicken and assholes

Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.

Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.

-or-

"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"

by King McCool May 23, 2008

Side Chicken

Slightly scandalous leftovers you favor over the main dish.

Paul: Do you want some turkey? Brenda: No, I'll eat the side chicken.

by ApexPred November 27, 2019

brahma chicken

A giant ass chicken that lowkey looks like a dog. It is the size of an elementary school kid so it's kinda scary (it is harmless

Person 1: What the hell is that!!!!!!!!
Person 2: It's a Brahma Chicken, the chicken of the future.

by kehlanislayyysmylife79 March 21, 2017

Runway Chicken

A game played at an airport where 2 or more people run across the runway and whoever makes it across the runway or gets shot by TSA last wins

"Hey Jerry, up for a game of Runway Chicken?"
"I don't know man, I heard Tommy fuckin died last time we played."

by Peepus February 19, 2018

chicken of the woods

An opossum.

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.

by sterr December 31, 2013

Random Chicken

An elusive software bug

The development team could not track down that Random Chicken

by rune93 October 16, 2014

Urban Chicken

A fowl brought up in the streets of an urban region of the United States, usually associated with a gang of other urban chickens. Caution: These foul can be extremely deadly if approached or attempted to be eaten. If you are attached or marked then you will become "tagged" as one of them forever. Beware!

George: I was walkin' home last night from the train station and came up on a gang of Urban Chickens! I tried to dodge them, but they already saw me and chased me down and pecked their gang sign into my forehead.

Steve: Wow George, I can see the mark on your forehead, it looks like it says UCFL.

George: Yeah, they said it means Urban Chicken For Life and that I am not one of them.

by G Daddy 2008 March 17, 2009