Paul Tibbles

A total insufferable bastard in actions and demeanour. Obtuse, pretentious, a black hole to happiness.

Cockney rhyming slang, used interchangeably for someone who quibbles or scribbles, often both at same time.

Don’t be such a Paul Tibbles, mate — you’re standin’ there lookin’ like a prize cunt with no bollocks

by Psychiatrist69 September 30, 2025

droping some timber

droping some timber means in other words taking a shit,poop,crap,pinching one off,or pinching a loaf

who is in the bathroom? My brother in there droping some timber.

by 21982 January 28, 2010

Buckets and thimbles

A measurement used to convey 'lots and lots' or 'alot and then some more'.

I love my girl, buckets and thimbles.

by masK* October 19, 2011

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

load of timber

To take a poop

I'll be right back I need to go drop a load of timber.

by chippers25 January 21, 2017

one-handed tumble

Using one hand to scroll through pornography on Tumblr while using the other hand to manually stimulate the genitals.

The One-Handed Tumble is my favorite way to unwind before bedtime.

by TastyManBeef November 9, 2017

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021