J-Hoe

Someone who is completely obsessed with Jung Hoseok, AKA J-hope from BTS. Listens to Hope World at least once a day, and is often found fangirling over pictures and videos of their dance king.

My friend is such a J-Hoe. All it took was one baepsae fancam and she was left a drooling mess on the floor.

by Whatakoolkid May 26, 2019

Hoe Phone

A prepaid cell phone used to call escorts, drug dealers and vice versa so that law enforcement cannot trace the phone back to you.

I just called an 18 year old escort from craigslist with my Hoe Phone!

by DoctorVegas December 1, 2009

Hoe Pad

(noun) a dwelling for any hoe, hoebag, skank, or other promiscuous person. Commonly unclean and behind on rent.

She's hoeing off-campus probably living in her hoe pad!

How about you give me the address of her hoe pad so I can go tell her what a hoebag she is?

by Swarles January 18, 2009

major hoe

A hoe dirtier then the one in your garden shed. This hoe is sleeping with your man flirting with your brother and giving hand jobs as Christmas presents. Once an unknown specimen now they attend high schools, collages, and universities everywhere. A major hoe has no friends just fuck buddies and girls who don't want her giving their boyfriend a blowjob.

Girl 1: Have you seen Charlotte lately

Girl 2: I avoid her she turned into a major hoe

by bossassbitch17 December 3, 2013

Hoes pipe

When you're mid sentence talking to a mate and your about to call them a hoe but you realise a parent or teacher is next to you so you drag out the word to make "hose pipe"

Person 1: I was at the club last night mate

Person 2: you're such a ho..hoes pipe

by chickendippersinmeass July 22, 2016

Netherite Hoe

|Achievement Unlocked!| Serious Dedication

Use a netherite ingot to upgrade a hoe, and then reevaluate your life choices.

Steve 1: Hey look i made a netherite hoe
Steve 2: wtf dude you made the most useless item in the game. WHY in the world would you make a netherite hoe?!
Steve 1: I have nothing else to do Sad face :C

by Herr Leutnant February 4, 2021

hoe-tard

A female who is both a hoe and slightly retarded

B: Omg did you see Paris Hilton's sex tape?
A: I know she is a total (hoe-tard)!

by joes wifey! March 15, 2007