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Arkansas wind sock

The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.
Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?

Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
by HeyBubba June 5, 2023
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Close to the wind

(of a sailing vessel) pointed as near as possible to the direction from which the wind is blowing while still making headway.
The experienced sailor expertly maneuvered the sailboat, sailing close to the wind to maximize speed and efficiency.
by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024
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El Toas of the Wind and Stars

The goat, no questions asked. A top fella. Could steal yo girl if necessary. Don't mess with the top dog ever. Tony Soprano's best friend and best man at his wedding. Favelas born and bred (did live in shanghai's kung fu district and London briefly) but the favela of Rochina is where he loves. a.k.a tewys olasowys, member of Size Dont Mater FC.
El Toas of the WInd and Stars is one ice cold motherfucker.
by tewys1 May 9, 2022
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Fart in a gale of wind

A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action
"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."
by DarcyDog December 20, 2018
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Southern Wind

When you're rimming someone and they fart in your face.
Hahaha, Joe totally got a Southern Wind last night.
by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015
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Wind Missile

When a woman queefs out her tampon.
Plain and simple. Look at that wind missile fly!!!
by Loberson December 2, 2023
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Wind duster

"Yo John I just wind dustered and it felt good af"
by Gibson5434 October 11, 2017
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