Weasel

To weasel your way into someone’s life.

Ester is weaseling her way into Webbs foreskin.

by Dolomyte January 15, 2023

bleeding the weasel

To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.

Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.

by Emerica ann August 25, 2014

Sneaky Weasel

Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.

Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”

by Mr.Gofukurself January 25, 2019

Lady Weasel

A lady's weasel (vagina)

'Her lady weasel's out again.'

by ladyweasel July 21, 2013

weasel

a person who is just really weird and odd

Bro you are such a weasel

by jerktwister November 3, 2020

Weasel

A man that doesn't go down on women.

Walker wouldn't go down on me. He's such a weasel.

by Zan de bonz July 8, 2024

weasel pee

Being a hooligan; being full of nonsense

I think you're full of weasel pee!

by meatless_spam September 15, 2023