Top Sheeting

1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.

2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.

The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.

by LeddedBee August 17, 2019

birthday top

When a girl/ boy gives their significant other or someone they like head for their birthday

“Girl he gave me birthday top, it was the best I’ve ever had”

by Disney3.6.5 May 25, 2018

Muppet Top

The crease in your belly that forms the mouth of a muppet.

Hi ho! Kermit the frog here! using your belly fat to create Muppet Top!

by Darger69 April 25, 2017

Top J

Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun

/täp/ /jā/

1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself

3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging

1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!

by Ole Dirty Dirty June 5, 2017

party top

masculine guy who plays the role of "top" ( male who is in charge in a homosexual relation, the one who penetrates. usually but not always is a very masculine gay male, op: bottom) at sex parties.

we are having a sex party tonight. we are missing the party top. we are all bottoms.

by elninovaldes February 21, 2017

Conversation top

The one that does all the talking in a conversation.

That dude wouldn't let me get a word in! He is such a conversation top!

by Yesitreallyis!!!!! July 10, 2016

Tang top

Giving head and using barbecue sauce instead of lube.

Hey did you hear how I gave Austin tang top last night because he loves barbecue sauce so much

by Kierra’s titty July 6, 2020