When pubic hair goes in between someone’s teeth when they’re going down on someone who has not shaved in quite some time.
Mike: “So, how did it go with Emma last night?”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”
by forb2 June 20, 2020
you know that time when you pull down your pants and you feel a flossing sensation between your cheeks... it's only when you see that your thong is a v with a hanging string that you realize the string detached from the waist band and flossed you clean on the way down....surprise!
i thought i just had a severe wedgie til i realized i got surprise flossed
i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed
my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.
i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed
my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.
by floss-o-myte April 19, 2011
A recent trend in Ask Orange episodes in which the voiceover guy yells surprise airbag and then an airbag erupts from underneath Pear, launching him at hundreds of miles per hour and then Pear collides with something, resulting in injury or some other result. Sometimes Orange laughs at it like it is funny for some reason. Other times, Orange is not present.
Voiceover guy: Pear, enjoy that comfy pillow
Pear: Hey, thanks
Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag
(Boom from airbag underneath pear)
Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…
(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)
Pear: Why?
Pear: Hey, thanks
Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag
(Boom from airbag underneath pear)
Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…
(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)
Pear: Why?
by Hurricane Dorian April 08, 2023
A joke on having someone preferably alphabet people hung by a pole or building based on the fact that Saudi Arabia is a strict country where degenerate activity is punished by execution
by Who cares lmao January 16, 2021
When you blindfold your wife and give her a dick that she deserves and desires without her knowledge. You then pull the blindfold off your wife or girlfriend and reveal the cock that gave her the ultimate orgasm that she has always been craving.
by Three6nine September 02, 2020
A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
by Campfire Donkey May 08, 2015