Shank-uary

A ghetto church, first coined as a freudian slip when referring to a church sanctuary.

Girl: Yeah, that church was in the rough
Boy: Really?
Girl: Yeah, the shank-uary was right in the ghetto

by Mirandaknight April 9, 2008

Shank weasel

Well, a shank weasel tends to be the thang that dangles between your two lower appendages. It also tends to rise with the blood pressure when a juicy badonkadonk come rollin' by. Then you have to use said shank weasel.

Madam, do you mind if I bury my shank weasel in your hidey-hole?

by Rager October 21, 2015

Shank

To get FUCKED

sarah:Rachel, that guy got shanked by courtney last night!
Rachel:OMGOMGOMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

by I seriously don't give a fuck August 9, 2018

shank

When you take a sharp object and insert it into someones kidney, best done behind tescos.

Jim "Oi yeah blud weres ta money ya get me shag?"
Bob " I Dunt have it ill get ya it in a week"
Jim "Nah, ill shank ya up instead bruv"

by Lil Calibre December 5, 2017

Sexy Shank

A sharp knife being used in a sexual way.

Billy:"I was going to stab you last night, but I met up with a girl"
Jimmy:"How did the girl stop you from stabbing me?"
Billy:"Because i used the knife on the girl, we did some Sexy Shank"

by Sexi_mexi18 February 11, 2017

Shank

A Homemade knife usually made in prison

guy:Yo i made this shank by myself
2nd guy:Don't get caught with it tho.

by TF u mean April 9, 2020

Super-Shank

A man with an abnormally large head. The largeness of the head is created by not only an obsession with the real Superman...but also due to his quick wit and miscellaneous facts conjured up from dogpile.com. He can be considered a genius, or even run for the next President of the United States - so take his antics and threats seriously!

Don't make me go Super-Shank on your ass fool!

by Concerned patron May 11, 2010