Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019

Rob Bob Mcgoo

A piece of shit asshole who you can never take seriously

Guy 1: "Who's this faggot vaping at the stoplight?"

Guy 2: "Fuckin Rob Bob Mcgoo"

by avamuthafucka September 6, 2016

National Rob A Bank Day

January 7th

Your honor, I can't go to jail, it was National Rob A Bank Day.

by edgeverse January 11, 2024

Pulled a Rob

To unceremoniously rip off the bottom of your car, guts included, by assaulting an innocent concrete barrier just doing its job

I just bought a new car but Pulled a Rob. Fuck!

by Tassidus October 16, 2025

mel and rob

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I want the type of relationship Mel and Rob have they are perfect for each other.

by Mel&Rob August 7, 2022

Rob

he’s hot and better than everyone else

rob is so cool

by jona_0sburn July 11, 2021

Robbed

When a man named Robert sticks his thumb in the rectum of an unsuspecting victim, and leads his around like a puppet, while spitting tobacco juice on the back of his head. Usually done to establish dominance.

‘Help I’m getting Robbed!’

‘She no longer respected her husband after she saw him getting Robbed.’

by CreakingTom October 14, 2021